195 - Forum Diplomacy Steel Rex

[HeadHoncho]

But far be it for my olfactory robustness to preclude business between us!  I would be most interested in a town or village if you have one available for my procurement.  This would avail you of our Chlamydia product, thus providing you with immunity from bored Underworld agents practicing kidnapping or theft.

GN-WA

Red Mage,

In light of our newly-established detente, I thought I would chime in here and offer my hearty endorsement of my dear colleague's product! A village -- for example, even one in a region where you were not focused on taking control of, that has already been discovered by at least one other Kingdom -- is a small price to pay for such peace of mind.

This would be especially true if, again, by way of example only, a Kingdom had sent both its Duke and Count to a certain coveted and centrally-located and therefore readily-accessible city, without any opposition, thus ensuring its control this very month... assuming a lack of Sleep spells by any troublesome interlopers, that is. But that control would also expose it to possible theft right away!

I am speaking sheerly hypothetically, of course.

Hope this helps!

Cordially,
Bottlenose, for the Gnomes, and Five-Star Reviewer of ACME