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I would like announce the expansion of my kingdoms services. I present to you the "Friends and Family" plan!! So what does in entail, you ask, read on!!
First the removal of unwanted house guest/ enemy armies/powerful weapons of mass destruction - Being a peaceful king I want to help my friends. Post those evil diplomats invading your territories and maybe they can be made to disappear! Do I charge for this wonderful service NEVER!
Details and fine print - How do we know we are friends - Well this has been bounced around a lot with my council and we have come upon a fantastic plan! We give out peace ribbons to be worn on the arms of your troops and families. My men see these and they simply know to avoid, this leads us to a small dilemma.
Peace Ribbons - In order to create the ribbons untold amounts of labor and resources will have to be stuck into the production and this is unfortunate. Again my wise council has come upon a brilliant idea - charge a small fee for the ribbons, damn ingenious don't you think, buy the ribbons your kingdom stays safe and your enemies without ribbons disappear with a simple post!
Ribbon cost
100k food a turn
or
50k gold a turn
We simply setup a recurring trade and every month new ribbons arrive to keep you safe!
PS - I almost forgot we have a final service - In the event you feel your family is in imminent danger from some evil doer and we have a goon err protection squad near you REACH OUT to your friends in the underworld, and let us help you! Now hopefully you already belong to our "friends and family" plan (see above) which offers huge discounts but we help everyone...for a nominal travel fee.
PSS - in the event this announcement upsets someone please let us know, if it breaks the rules in some way let us know, if your just damn excited LET US know and we will get you started on our ribbon program!
PSSS - Having trouble with the fee - let me know, my land management and relic collectable departments can review other trades.
I would like announce the expansion of my kingdoms services. I present to you the "Friends and Family" plan!! So what does in entail, you ask, read on!!
First the removal of unwanted house guest/ enemy armies/powerful weapons of mass destruction - Being a peaceful king I want to help my friends. Post those evil diplomats invading your territories and maybe they can be made to disappear! Do I charge for this wonderful service NEVER!
Details and fine print - How do we know we are friends - Well this has been bounced around a lot with my council and we have come upon a fantastic plan! We give out peace ribbons to be worn on the arms of your troops and families. My men see these and they simply know to avoid, this leads us to a small dilemma.
Peace Ribbons - In order to create the ribbons untold amounts of labor and resources will have to be stuck into the production and this is unfortunate. Again my wise council has come upon a brilliant idea - charge a small fee for the ribbons, damn ingenious don't you think, buy the ribbons your kingdom stays safe and your enemies without ribbons disappear with a simple post!
Ribbon cost
100k food a turn
or
50k gold a turn
We simply setup a recurring trade and every month new ribbons arrive to keep you safe!
PS - I almost forgot we have a final service - In the event you feel your family is in imminent danger from some evil doer and we have a goon err protection squad near you REACH OUT to your friends in the underworld, and let us help you! Now hopefully you already belong to our "friends and family" plan (see above) which offers huge discounts but we help everyone...for a nominal travel fee.
PSS - in the event this announcement upsets someone please let us know, if it breaks the rules in some way let us know, if your just damn excited LET US know and we will get you started on our ribbon program!
PSSS - Having trouble with the fee - let me know, my land management and relic collectable departments can review other trades.