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(08-28-2019, 05:01 PM)Strylian Wrote: (08-26-2019, 06:55 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote: With all the propaganda of trash talk espoused herein, I expected a great deal more, for it is of trash that I specifically want to talk. For the benefit of all, the Great Druid has chosen the capitol region of Darkmore to begin her urban beautification project. The green new bargain, as she like to refer to it, will require the participation of all cities, towns and villages in the region. For the good of the planet, the Great Druid implores you, please... relinquish all holdings in this region, and remain outside it for the duration of the project. Please... think of the squirrels and the chipmunks and the birds... and if that does not sway your cold heart, please... think of the Apes and the Giant Bats and the Mammoths....
Cheers all, and good luck out there 
We Halflings vow to do our part. In the spirit of a green earth we will be only serving Green Ale! Now if the Druid would do his part and pickup after his Mamoths it would be appreciated. It really upsets the neighbors when he doesn't.
Be sure to use a recyclable bag. :-)
Actually, that's why we have the Apes following behind the mammoths, unfortunately, they have not quite learned exactly what they are supposed to DO with the droppings after they police them... just... don't get too close....
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(08-28-2019, 06:29 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote: (08-28-2019, 05:01 PM)Strylian Wrote: (08-26-2019, 06:55 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote: With all the propaganda of trash talk espoused herein, I expected a great deal more, for it is of trash that I specifically want to talk. For the benefit of all, the Great Druid has chosen the capitol region of Darkmore to begin her urban beautification project. The green new bargain, as she like to refer to it, will require the participation of all cities, towns and villages in the region. For the good of the planet, the Great Druid implores you, please... relinquish all holdings in this region, and remain outside it for the duration of the project. Please... think of the squirrels and the chipmunks and the birds... and if that does not sway your cold heart, please... think of the Apes and the Giant Bats and the Mammoths....
Cheers all, and good luck out there
We Halflings vow to do our part. In the spirit of a green earth we will be only serving Green Ale! Now if the Druid would do his part and pickup after his Mamoths it would be appreciated. It really upsets the neighbors when he doesn't.
Be sure to use a recyclable bag. :-)
Actually, that's why we have the Apes following behind the mammoths, unfortunately, they have not quite learned exactly what they are supposed to DO with the droppings after they police them... just... don't get too close.... They keep throwing them at the Dragons. It makes it hard to keep the peace you know. Hobbits just wanna have fun!
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The only one not "ready" is the Halfling. Those guys just never measure up  !
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(08-30-2019, 04:42 PM)Wookie Panz Wrote: The only one not "ready" is the Halfling. Those guys just never measure up !
You couldn't be more accurate with that statement. It is like they walk around only half-cocked!
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Time will tell.................
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Hopefully, the HA gets their orders in shortly.
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Nice one Vulkar. Love the play on words that Wookie started. Gentlemen lets keep it going and see who else can step up to the table. It is time to Rise the occasion!
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(08-30-2019, 05:38 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Nice one Vulkar. Love the play on words that Wookie started. Gentlemen lets keep it going and see who else can step up to the table. It is time to Rise the occasion!
Halflings can step up, they just can't see over the top.
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(08-30-2019, 05:44 PM)Wookie Panz Wrote: (08-30-2019, 05:38 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Nice one Vulkar. Love the play on words that Wookie started. Gentlemen lets keep it going and see who else can step up to the table. It is time to Rise the occasion!
Halflings can step up, they just can't see over the top.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
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(08-31-2019, 08:58 AM)Strylian Wrote: (08-30-2019, 05:44 PM)Wookie Panz Wrote: (08-30-2019, 05:38 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Nice one Vulkar. Love the play on words that Wookie started. Gentlemen lets keep it going and see who else can step up to the table. It is time to Rise the occasion!
Halflings can step up, they just can't see over the top.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
There once we a cute little Hobbit.....to be continued
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(08-31-2019, 10:58 AM)Wookie Panz Wrote: (08-31-2019, 08:58 AM)Strylian Wrote: (08-30-2019, 05:44 PM)Wookie Panz Wrote: (08-30-2019, 05:38 PM)Ashgar75 Wrote: Nice one Vulkar. Love the play on words that Wookie started. Gentlemen lets keep it going and see who else can step up to the table. It is time to Rise the occasion!
Halflings can step up, they just can't see over the top.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
There once we a cute little Hobbit.....to be continued
His cousin was Loranna Bobbit. Her hubby pissed her off, so in a rage she to cut it off, leaving only a little shorty, for the unfortunate hubby Bobbit.
Live your life so that the fear of death can never enter your heart, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes, they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
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